As fun as it would be to sleep more or jack off, you might as well get up and try to do something today. Sitting up in bed, you turn off the rest of your phone alarms and sink your feet into the carpet before hoisting yourself up. The heat is enough justification to only wear boxers today. You know the other housemates won’t object and neither will the animals in the ranch if you happen to go outside at all today. You don’t know what you want to do today but the first step for any of it is to head to the living room. There’s a bit of pressure in your bladder but it’s not the most urgent thing in the world.